10 Comments so far

1. Jovibot, of the flying species Had this To Say

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   Of course I would make them real. But I would make them hunt ligers and pierce them with their magical horns. And eat them.

2. Summerr( Had this To Say

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   Unicorns do exist. Just there aren’t like a flying horse. They are in the walrus family. I learned this by watching discovery channel. You may wanna check that channel out. It sure does answer alot of my questions!

3. Karl P Had this To Say

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   If I were God?? Yes! I love unicorns too!! They are beautiful just as the Liger is very beautiful!! In my Kingdom, The Liger and The Unicorn will not be Hunted!! (There will be absolutely NO killing in my Kingdom) “Hunters” will have to go target practising on Huge Cackling Pudding Balloons!!!) YAY!!

4. tawaen, (((beautifulmind))) Had this To Say

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   No, but I’d totally have dragons.
   Who’s on the top of the food chain NOW? Huh?

5. maidmari Had this To Say

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   unicorns were Biblical
   17His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth: and they are the ten thousands of Ephraim, and they are the thousands of Manasseh. Deuteronomy 33:17
   21Save me from the lion’s mouth: for thou hast heard me from the horns of the unicorns. Psalm 22:21

6. Young god Had this To Say

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   If unicorns were real along with leprechauns, faries, trolls, you people still wouldnt believe in God. You’d prolly be like, “you know how horses, or the sun isnt real, neither is God”.

7. Jolly Green Justin Had this To Say

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   Ligers are real, they are a lion/tiger hybrid sometimes found in zoos, but they do not have horns like in Napoleon Dynamite’s drawings. Male ligers have sparse manes.
   The unicorns Summa sum Roze mentions are Narwhals, a type of whale with long straight tusks. Most of them have lost one at some point, so they appear to have only one horn, but some of them still have two.

8. gumdrop Had this To Say

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   totally. except they wouldn’t get eaten by anything. everyone and everything would get along peacefully, and we’d all be vegan!

9. cosmo Had this To Say

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   There actually are Ligers.

10. krishnok Had this To Say

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    If I were God, I won’t create this Goddamn world.