16 Comments so far

1. Dava Had this To Say

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   My second cousins impala was once mauled by a liger, but being a 5th dan turned round and gave him a right good thrashing. you should have seen the look of embarrassment on his face as he hotfooted back to his cackling mates with his tail between his legs.
   The motto of the story is ……. never bite the eland that knees you.

2. brainlad Had this To Say

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   not if they’d bitten my head off

3. Pat C Had this To Say

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   Of course I would complain. I guess part of it would be my fault for being around these rare animals when they weren’t caged.

4. Sarah A Had this To Say

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   I’d sue. They only live in specialist environments, and if I got bitten someone screwed up.
   Actually, I probably wouldn’t – I’m not that hardarsed. I’d probably just sob a lot and expect free ice cream from the wildlife park.

5. damianw9 Had this To Say

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   sounds very painful.

6. James J Had this To Say

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   not for very dang long you wouldn’t.

7. Dotty Had this To Say

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   Guess I’d be dead so unable to complain.

8. norman77 Had this To Say

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   I would enjoy it very much because at least.. I would know that I was bitten but would not know by what.

9. llamedos Had this To Say

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   i was bitten by a Defoe

10. the_immo Had this To Say

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    If it was a liger I wouldnt have time to complain, I’d be dead. As for a tigons there pussys (no pun intended) so wouldnt be too bothered

11. Jimbobar Had this To Say

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    Only if it bit your Hippothalamus!

12. sosgez Had this To Say

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    I’d bite back, I’m much more endangered.

13. Clive Had this To Say

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    I would immediately complain to Messrs Holland & Holland as either their double rifle or their .375H&H magnum cartridge must have failed in order for this prospective fur coat to get within biting range.

14. Platobee Had this To Say

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    Friend of mine was bitten by a girafallo. He was up a tree in Wyoming.

15. Susie2 Had this To Say

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    If it were in a Zoo then yes!..

16. spongefr Had this To Say

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    I’d complain.
    right after my pet jackalope jumped on the back of my pet unicorn and rode off to meet Bigfoot.

16 Comments so far

1. Dava Had this To Say

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   My second cousins impala was once mauled by a liger, but being a 5th dan turned round and gave him a right good thrashing. you should have seen the look of embarrassment on his face as he hotfooted back to his cackling mates with his tail between his legs.
   The motto of the story is ……. never bite the eland that knees you.

2. brainlad Had this To Say

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   not if they’d bitten my head off

3. Pat C Had this To Say

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   Of course I would complain. I guess part of it would be my fault for being around these rare animals when they weren’t caged.

4. Sarah A Had this To Say

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   I’d sue. They only live in specialist environments, and if I got bitten someone screwed up.
   Actually, I probably wouldn’t – I’m not that hardarsed. I’d probably just sob a lot and expect free ice cream from the wildlife park.

5. damianw9 Had this To Say

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   sounds very painful.

6. James J Had this To Say

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   not for very dang long you wouldn’t.

7. Dotty Had this To Say

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   Guess I’d be dead so unable to complain.

8. norman77 Had this To Say

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   I would enjoy it very much because at least.. I would know that I was bitten but would not know by what.

9. llamedos Had this To Say

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   i was bitten by a Defoe

10. the_immo Had this To Say

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    If it was a liger I wouldnt have time to complain, I’d be dead. As for a tigons there pussys (no pun intended) so wouldnt be too bothered

11. Jimbobar Had this To Say

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    Only if it bit your Hippothalamus!

12. sosgez Had this To Say

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    I’d bite back, I’m much more endangered.

13. Clive Had this To Say

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    I would immediately complain to Messrs Holland & Holland as either their double rifle or their .375H&H magnum cartridge must have failed in order for this prospective fur coat to get within biting range.

14. Platobee Had this To Say

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    Friend of mine was bitten by a girafallo. He was up a tree in Wyoming.

15. Susie2 Had this To Say

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    If it were in a Zoo then yes!..

16. spongefr Had this To Say

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    I’d complain.
    right after my pet jackalope jumped on the back of my pet unicorn and rode off to meet Bigfoot.